100 things about me

Because you really really wanted to know.....and I had nothing better to do.
1. I can only wink with my right eye (don’t ask me to even try with my left, cause I look like a ‘tard).
2. I love myself the most when I’m eating healthy and workout out on a daily basis.
3. I dislike myself the most when I’m lazy.
4. I can fit my fist in my mouth, and touch my tongue to my nose.
5. I like making bread, but I don’t like eating it.
6. I like to cook for people.
7. I have a hard time naming things when people ask me my favourites.
8. I don’t like pop.
9. I can make a clover shape out of my tongue.
10. Cheese is one of my favourite food items.
11. I’m unable to ‘hork’ (I think that’s a good thing, as I think it’s the most disgusting sound ever).
12. I love waking up early and enjoying a peaceful morning.
13. I feel the most empowered lifting in the gym.
14. I abhor bicep isolation exercises.
15. Even though I dislike my thighs, I like to think that with the right costume, I could look like a female action character from a comic book.
16. If I am walking alone, I tend to hum to myself.
17. I love watching training scenes in any sort of action movie.
18. I’ve never had braces.
19. I love reading about technology specs if I’m planning on buying.
20. I am a very independent person (I realize I can only count on myself).
21. If I was abandoned on a desert island with only one thing to eat for the rest of my life it would be ice cream.
22. Everything I’ve always been meaning to organize comes to the forefront of my mind during test times.
23. My left hip flexor is more flexible than my right.
24. I love putting on eye makeup.
25. I don’t like chewing gum (but I’ll chew through an entire pack in less than an hour the night before a test).
26. I hate crying in front of people, or showing any vulnerability for that matter.
27. One day I would love to write a book regarding women’s health.
28. When I was younger I named some of my moles (the one on my right lower calf is mark).
29. I listen to classical piano music or Italian tenors when I study.
30. I’ve gone to the theatre to watch movies by myself, if no one else has wanted to go (it’s a pretty non-social outing anyways, so who cares).
31. I have yet to attend a post secondary education graduation (even though I apparently have 3 degrees).
32. I have contemplated burning my master’s degree, and the thesis that went with it.
33. I would like to do a triathlon in the near future.
34. When I am running I visualize I am being attacked to run faster.
35. I relate more easily to guys (so do all of my girlfriends – that’s why we’re friends!)
36. I cannot relate to females who complain of menstrual problems.
37. I like spicy food.
38. I don’t believe in soul mates.
39. I do believe in karma.
40. I am always shy and reserved at first.
41. I admire and look up to my brothers for entirely different things (even though I’m the eldest).
42. I don’t like loud sounds or yelling.
43. I love my breasts and the side profile of my bubble butt.
44. I easily laugh at myself, and my own jokes (yeah I know its gay).
45. I am very critical at times.
46. The television makes me sleepy.
47. I hope to be married with children one day, but if not I will accept that it is God’s plan for me.
48. When I was a child I was scared of dying from a gun or knife wound (WTF????)
49. I’m good at seeing both sides of a situation which makes it hard for me to get angry with people.
50. On the other hand it makes me indecisive about a lot of things.
51. I’ve been eating oatmeal and protein powder everyday for breakfast for the last 2.5 years.
52. I am always working towards finding the balance that works for me (mind, body, spirit).
53. I’m still not quite sure how to refer to myself (is it Dana or ‘Donna’ – geez parents!).
54. If you leave me alone with a mirror, I flex and pose.
55. I believe that proper nutrition and exercise would solve 90% of all the health-related problems in the Western world.
56. I dislike gossip (unless it’s in the tabloids!)
57. There’s nothing better than sitting in front of a crackling fire in the winter when it’s cold.
58. The weirdest things I’ve done while studying is duct-tape waxed a patch of hair off my arms (I’m easily distractible).
59. I’ve put myself into a chocolate coma.
60. I don’t like the combination of tomatoes and green peppers in a salad.
61. If I am completely alone, I am perpetually singing.
62. When I feel nervous or shy I tuck my hair behind my ear on the left side and giggle a lot.
63. I learned how to swallow food whole when I was 4 (melted spinach was being forced upon me).
64. I’d rather just not talk to a person than be fake.
65. When I’m bored in class I flex my pectoral muscles because I can.
66. I’m a little slow in referring to right/left side, because I always think of it in terms or treble/bass cleft on a piano (I know really bizarre).
67. I dislike the smells of peanut butter and popcorn (but I like to eat them).
68. The harder the material, the more likely I am to learn it well.
69. There is separation between the bones in my right ankle from injuring it so many times (so it looks bigger than my left).
70. I’ve had both of my elbows dislocated at once.
71. My best dancing is done after a workout getting ready for the shower.
72. I can’t stand cigarette smoke (yay Ontario – prohibition!).
73. I’ve been in love.
74. I’ve had my heart broken.
75. I’ve broken hearts.
76. I’ve watched a friend die.
77. I’ve always wanted to find a kitten hiding in my closet.
78. I’ve hid from my mother in my closet (that was a good beating afterwards).
79. I hated piano competitions (Kiwanis ughhh).
80. I used to compose piano music with lyrics.
81. I like playing 1-1 ball with the boys (you can be aggressive without having anyone take it personally).
82. One of the things I like most about living in Grenada is lack of materialism.
83. I’m a huge goofball at heart (this is an extremely well guarded trait).
84. I like words that are not used everyday.
85. I detest Americanized spelling.
86. I can be extremely sarcastic.
87. Apparently I have certain hand motions when I talk, that include rubbing my palms together on a horizontal plane.
88. I’m allergic to sulfa drugs.
89. and Dr. Pepper (which is ok because of #8).
90. and certain types of soy products.
91. If I were to describe myself in one word it would be ‘resilient’.
92. I become a ‘dumb blonde’ when I drink (for some reason my friends love it).
93. I like cheesy alliterations and puns.
94. I own a lot of perfumes but seldom wear them.
95. I have a low tolerance for illogical thought processes.
96. and voluntary ignorance.
97. One of my favourite authors is D.H. Lawrence.
98. When I wear my digital watch it is always on 24 hr time.
99. I wrote this entire list while studying for my path exam.
100. Yes, I am easily distracted, and hopefully it went alright.