First, let me start with the Hummus. While reading the nutritional information for Tribe Hummus, this was listed:
Well I'm certainly glad it doesn't have anthrax in it! Deep down inside I know all food has its own array of microorganisms, but talk about covering yer asses in this day and age of bacterial outbreaks in food....
Onto Haircuts:
For the last few years, I have been getting my hair cut/trimmed/maintained at the walk-in salons. This includes: BoRics, First Choice, and most recently, SuperCuts. As soon as I see who will be cutting my hair I can tell you whether or not I will be getting a decent cut (you can tell by the way they style their own hair). I go to these places for a few different reasons:
1) I have no source of income, and cannot afford a regular stylist that will charge me $35 + tip for a simple trim.
2) My schedule does not afford me to make and keep future appointments, and having no car means I have to go with whatever is close by.
3) I like to keep my vanity in check.....its just hair, right?
4) How badly can someone mess up a trim?
I would say that 60% of the time I can get a decent haircut from these places, with no complaints. The other 40% of the time my experiences have ranged from me going home and fixing a few areas myself, to returning the next day and having them fix it free of charge.
Today's trim fell in the 40% category. How is possible to leave a hair salon with your hair dirtier than when you started? I'll explain how:
- Entered hair salon the morning after hair was washed (hair is relatively clean).
- Hairstylist proceeded to spray my hair down with water, and then.....smoothed gel on just the top of my head (WTF? I'm just getting a trim)
- Then she asks why I only want a 1/4" taken off when "clearly I have uneven ends".
- I explain that my ends are not uneven, they are called "layers". At this point my mind is telling me to just get up and run, but instead I sit and smile and remind myself not to be vain.
- Then I see the lightbulb go on in her eyes "Ah yes, layers, I see!" she replies.
- So I get the 1/4" trim as requested, but somehow, only a third of my bangs were trimmed (something I'll be fixing when I get home).
- Lastly, a loonie (instead of a dime) size dollop of hair serum gets smoothed into my semi-wet hair.
By the time I walked home and my hair was dry, my bangs were an oily mess, and the top of my hair was stuck to my head from the gel. I couldn't help but burst into laughter at my newest 'hair shenanagan'. At least my ends are clean, and nothing a shampoo and bang trim can't fix.
And as a side note: Never ever ever ever get lowlights at one of these establishments.
Well I'm certainly glad it doesn't have anthrax in it! Deep down inside I know all food has its own array of microorganisms, but talk about covering yer asses in this day and age of bacterial outbreaks in food....
Onto Haircuts:
For the last few years, I have been getting my hair cut/trimmed/maintained at the walk-in salons. This includes: BoRics, First Choice, and most recently, SuperCuts. As soon as I see who will be cutting my hair I can tell you whether or not I will be getting a decent cut (you can tell by the way they style their own hair). I go to these places for a few different reasons:
1) I have no source of income, and cannot afford a regular stylist that will charge me $35 + tip for a simple trim.
2) My schedule does not afford me to make and keep future appointments, and having no car means I have to go with whatever is close by.
3) I like to keep my vanity in check.....its just hair, right?
4) How badly can someone mess up a trim?
I would say that 60% of the time I can get a decent haircut from these places, with no complaints. The other 40% of the time my experiences have ranged from me going home and fixing a few areas myself, to returning the next day and having them fix it free of charge.
Today's trim fell in the 40% category. How is possible to leave a hair salon with your hair dirtier than when you started? I'll explain how:
- Entered hair salon the morning after hair was washed (hair is relatively clean).
- Hairstylist proceeded to spray my hair down with water, and then.....smoothed gel on just the top of my head (WTF? I'm just getting a trim)
- Then she asks why I only want a 1/4" taken off when "clearly I have uneven ends".
- I explain that my ends are not uneven, they are called "layers". At this point my mind is telling me to just get up and run, but instead I sit and smile and remind myself not to be vain.
- Then I see the lightbulb go on in her eyes "Ah yes, layers, I see!" she replies.
- So I get the 1/4" trim as requested, but somehow, only a third of my bangs were trimmed (something I'll be fixing when I get home).
- Lastly, a loonie (instead of a dime) size dollop of hair serum gets smoothed into my semi-wet hair.
By the time I walked home and my hair was dry, my bangs were an oily mess, and the top of my hair was stuck to my head from the gel. I couldn't help but burst into laughter at my newest 'hair shenanagan'. At least my ends are clean, and nothing a shampoo and bang trim can't fix.
And as a side note: Never ever ever ever get lowlights at one of these establishments.
3 comments:
You are hilarious!!!
What? No pictures of this Hair Disaster?
Please post some pics of where your staying so we can all get jealous like when you were on "THE ISLAND".
Thanks
Your photo creep friend
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