You suck. You are the most uncomfortable, inconvenient chair for this right handed desk. It’s impossible to open any drawers without repositioning you because of your stupid arms. I can’t pull myself close enough to the desk because your malformed arms bump into the drawer. I hate you. If I had my way and there were trains in this country I would take you to the middle of a train track and laugh while I watched you being obliterated. More conveniently though, if I had a hack saw I would give you an arm-ectomy. And then I would resect 2 inches off all of your legs.
Worst of all, I’m actually thinking about this because you are undermining my concentration. Bastard.
Regards,
Dana
P.S. You are being replaced after this next exam.
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Sounds like you need an office ergo assessment. Aren't there any local ergonomists you could call to your appartment?
Here's a link to a good one (scroll about 1/2 way down)
http://www.ohcow.on.ca/clinics/windsor/bio.htm
Would you be able to fly in for a consult? I could pay you in coconuts and bananas.
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