Please shoot me

You know things are going a little crazy when:

1. You start filling your waterbottle with coffee instead of water.

2. You start questioning what day of the week, and month of the year it is, because you just can’t remember anymore – and it doesn’t help when there are no seasonal cues.

3. Canned black beans complement any meal.

4. So does uncooked oatmeal with frozen brussel sprouts.

5. You wake up at 5am to start studying, and by 2pm its nap time, and when you wake up, you can’t believe that its only 2:30, and you have to study for 9 more hours.

6. You start cursing the annoying microscopic ants that are perpetually in the bathroom, even though you’ve taped all possible window entries.

7. You’re not freaked out by the fact that someone tried to break into the apartment and you don’t want to file a police report because it would take away from your study time.

8. You start giving yourself “would you rather?” if you had the choice questions – like “would you rather get a hook through your nasal septum, or study for this test?”

9. You don’t care that you probably smell.

10. You write stupid lists like this to procrastinate.