Monday, April 09, 2007

Culinary coping

After a great weekend in Bequia I returned to the immutable gloomy slump our class seems to be in. So seeing that I will be unable to feed off any other source of somewhat positive energy I had to devise a plan of my own. I needed a new goal list, a renewed focus, and an afternoon of cooking to sort things out. Within my three hour cooking bender I managed to produce spinach and flaxseed pie, chicken coconut curry, chicken stirfry, and roast zucchini. I’m pretty sure I’ll have to freeze half of everything, but it felt good to be focused on getting something done (and anytime I can be alone to hum phantom of the opera music always seems to dissipate worries). So without this post sounding any more boring than it really is, here’s a pic of what I woke up to on Easter morning.

Sometimes I have to remind myself "hey, at least I'm not cold", and everything feels just a little bit better.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

After the Storm

Well, after finishing the midterms, and moving through phase 3 and back into phase 1 of med-student life, I tried to find some suitable pictures to post up. Unfortunately my deviant-eyed face popped up in far too many of the pics, and so here are a few of the more suitable ones.
As if we haven’t been stressed out enough, our week has been filled with extra classes, assignments, emergency meetings, and the decision for some to move back to Grenada in light of recent events. We have two comprehensive exams approaching, and I think most people feel burnt out, angry, and depressed. Its weeks like these when I wish I was in grade school again. I could stay home feigning sickness on the couch, curled up with a comforter sipping flat ginger-ale, while waiting for my Tata to come home from work to pet my head and say “it’s okay child, everything’s gonna be alright”.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Scary stuff

For as tough as I tell myself I am, or as strong as I may feel when I’m doing my workouts it all shatters when I read something like this:

All 5th/6th Term Students:

Please be aware that we had 2 breakin's last evening. Unfortunately, one of these crimes involved a sexual assault of a female student. The deadbolts in the last breakins have been defeated by cutting into the door-jam and then apparently levering over the deadbolt. Please be vigilant and follow the usual safety procedures

ESJ

And I think it really sucks sometimes to be a girl, and have the feeling that you want a male around to feel protected……I really resent that, because realistically when I think of the majority of guys in my class (not all, but many of them), they’d be just as powerless as most girls in the same situation. But they’re guys, and being sexually assaulted is not at the forefront of their minds.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Stressssssssssssssssssssss

Med students have been described existing in a cyclic 2 (possibly three) phase state:

1) Preparing to study for an exam

2) Studying for an exam

3) (Drunk and passed out after the exam)

With that in mind, the following senseless ramblings are just a taste of the bizarre and ridiculous thoughts running through my head (I’m obviously in phase 2)…….phase 3 can’t get here soon enough.

As I look down at my bowl of dried out chicken (forgot it in the oven), romaine lettuce and a mélange of other vegetables I blanch in disgust and force another bite down my throat. I want to throw it away, but I’m absolutely certain that my cortisol levels are through the roof, and if it even tries to catabolize an ounce of my muscle I swear to God I’ll seriously induce adrenal insufficiency on myself (just joking I need my cortisol for the short term memory enhancement right now). I think a great product that would really take off among med students are Soylent Green type crackers. Or food pellets……better yet some sort of automated pellet dispenser that dispenses food capsules with all the needed macronutrients, vitamins and minerals in one swallowable pill……..because its nearly impossible to find time to eat decently, and trying to incorporate 10-15 servings of vegetables and fruit on a daily basis….. compounding this with a 5 inch stack of notes to read through…..only one more week that’s all…..one more week…..

Earlier in the day…..

Ever been scared witless, followed by that feeling of extreme exhaustion after? Yeah, that’s how my day started off. I’ve decided I’m a specist (pronounced Shpee-sist), this is akin to a racist, only instead I’m prejudiced against certain forms of species……like canines…. because they were quite possibly going to tear my legs off and then go in for my jugular this morning. I saw how they were looking at me (the same way I look at a cow……mmmmmm meat……). Something I definitely did not need at high stress times like these. This is how my morning started out on my supposedly stress relieving run …..

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Our Lady of Loopyness

“If she told me she saw Jesus I would have believed her. I just can’t believe a burgler would come into the apartment”


- our Landlady, after the downstairs apartment break-in

We don’t know where our landlady is really from, and how on earth she ended up living here for the last 20 or so years, but I think that if you were not brought up with the local island flavouring it turns you into a bit of an eccentric. From time to time I could swear the apartment is under video surveillance, because this woman seems to hear and know everything. I find myself looking up at the ceiling and wondering if that little screw hole actually contains a screw or some expensive monitoring system, taping me to make sure I don’t put anything on the walls (which are repainted every semester I might add). She pops up at the most inconvenient of times– this stiff, awkward, emaciated looking woman. She chides us on endless minutiae and talks circles around her points, while we try to find ways to placate her neuroticisms. Each of us has our own theory about this lady. My roommate has jested that she is the source of attempted burglary. Dressed as a catwoman, she scales our balcony at night, trying to break into the apartment (or watch for Jesus sightings). My theory is that she is harboring some sort of parasitic worm that has emaciated her body and is working its way through her brain. What ever her story may be, there are a few missing screws from the wheel, and I’m wondering when its going to teeter off.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Rubbish

Sorry folks, I’m out of pictures this week. There were no exciting outings or trips to other islands. I’m afraid it’s going to be pictureless for the next little while as it’s that time of the semester again…..exam time. I thought 4th term was a hectic overload, but apparently that was just a warm up, only a taste of what was to come. I feel as though I’m standing in the middle of a hay field, with a broken pitchfork and instructions to rake and bail the entire field, by hand (and I think I’m allergic to the hay).

They’ve officially put bars on all of the windows in our apartment. I hate it. All I need now are the orange pajamas to complete the look. Before they put the bars up I had my plan of attack in place for potential burglars with my skipping rope and duct tape nearby to use after I took them out with my Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon moves…….. (hey, we all have our kung fu fantasies…….....) so it was only a little disappointing when I came home after class to find they had installed the last set of bars in my bathroom.

I was ambushed the other night by a fleet of mosquitoes, and was reminded of the joys of first semester when I thought I had chicken pox again, but it turned out I just had a lot of bites. I think I had to replenish my iron sources the next day because they sucked that much blood out of me. Anyways, I have to go pull up my sleeves and rake that proverbial hay field….

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Cricket


Because the Caribbean is hosting World Cup Cricket, a couple of them were in Vinnies. On Friday, we took a class trip to watch Australia play England in an exhibition match. So I finally learned some of the rules, and started to understand why watching cricket was so much fun (of course it had nothing to do with the alcohol).

After watching the Aussies obliterate the English team, we decided it wasn't quite yet time to get back to our studies, and slowly made our way out to a local bar. Aziza, Ashley and I were the first to arrive at the bar, and to our surprise, the English cricket team was out, drinking off their disappointing loss. We ran into the bathroom to try and furiously rub off our Australian flag tattoos we had on for the game before they were spotted, although its remnants were quickly recognized. What a fun day we had, definitely a sport I’d watch again.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Blah

It’s reached that point in the semester where I’m starting to feel a little of the amotivational syndrome (either that, or the weed I constantly smell burning next door is having some sort of effect on me). My schedule has turned into such a grind, that by the time I get home in the evenings I really don’t feel like doing much of anything. And because we’re so close to finishing our time down here, I’m really getting that itch to be done with it already.

After a week of listening to the host of Unsolved Mysteries lecture us on Infectious Disease, I can’t shake an impending sense of doom. It’s as though the end of the world is nearing, and if I don’t die of the Avian flu, I’ll most certainly get some sort of needle stick injury in the hospital……or contract a necrotizing skin infection from Group A Streptococcal infection by an accidental poke with a thumb tack……hey, he said it, not me. Anyways, normally I’d be at the gym by this time but I decided to go for an afternoon workout seeing as I’m usually ineffective for a good two hours after I return home from class/lab/hospital. I need a fascist drill sergeant to get me back into gear (although at this point I’d probably prefer to be whipped than to read my notes).

Bequia

Saturday afternoon a group of us took a ferry over to the island of Bequia (pronounced Beckway). The island is absolutely adorable, and the beach was amazing - comparable to Grand Anse beach in Grenada.
This is the ferry we came over on. The ride back to St. Vincent's was a lot of fun, as it was storming. I'm glad I don't get seasick.
This is the Bequia harbour we sailed into. Once there, we rode in the back of a taxi/pick-up to get to one of the beaches.
This pic is on the boat ride back, right before the rain started and we're all still dry. All in all this is definitely an island I'll have to visit again before I leave. Apparently there's a place to go see turtles, and you can also take your car over on the ferry to get around.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Sailing trip


Sunday we went on a class sailing trip. Our excursion began with a quick flight to Union Island where we boarded the Captain Yannis catamaran.

We first visited the Grenadine island of Mayreau for a refreshing swim and some much needed sun after a previous weekend of intense studying. The water was absolutely gorgeous, and the most beautiful shades of turquoise and aquamarine.

Breakfast, lunch, and drinks (all day) were served on the boat. I have to admit, this was the best rum punch I've had during my time in the Caribbean.
Our next stop was at a Tobago Cays island, which allowed for some snorkeling, and water fun. If I were to describe a desert island, it would have definitely looked like this one. Other than the guy selling T-shirts and sarongs, I don't think it was inhabited by anyone else.

Our last stop was on Palm Island, which appeared to have a nice resort. Of course we stopped in for a decadant frozen drink, for some much needed refuge from the day full of sun.






We sailed home just before the sunset......it's good to be a med student in the Caribbean.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Gawd!!!

This is what you call a waste of money research:

No need to diet AND exercise to lose weight

It's like studying whether using a sledge-hammer or dynamite will both tear down a wall. Well no duh they both work. I don't even want to actually look up the article to read - the summary already pissed me off enough that they're wasting research dollars on a study like this.

5 min later......after reading through the study design and methods......

If these scientists actually did a decent review of literature of the research coming out from the exercise physiologists they would have realized their study is akin to reporting they've just proved that the earth is not the centre of the solar system.

Click here if you want to torture yourself with the article.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

On a more serious note...

Normally on this blog, I keep things fluffy and reflective on day to day events….but this is a topic that makes me really mad. It makes me angry on a number of different levels all the way from government, corporations, the burden of health care costs, doctor shortage, physician ignorance, individual ignorance, and general laziness. Today we started covering the drugs used in the treatment of diabetes, and I could feel the old rage returning.

It’s estimated that type 2 diabetes aka non-insulin dependent diabetes mellitus (NIDDM) affects over 20% of all North Americans over the age of 65. This is the diabetes that used to be associated more with adults, but now it’s becoming increasingly common in children. NIDDM is now considered one of the fastest growing epidemics in North America. So that 20% number is growing, and we continue with our societal trends, that number will be closer to 1 in 4, or 1 in 3 by the time we reach 65.

How can you get NIDDM? Well, there are a lot of associations, but the main ones are linked with obesity along with an increasing resistance to insulin and a decreased ability of our cells to make it. And, as always there is some genetic predisposition – but in my opinion, that’s a cop-out (if we never took responsibility for our habits, and blamed everything on genetics then I’d be an obese, depressed, alcoholic with skin cancer).

Anyways, the point of all this is that type II diabetes is avoidable. The first measure of treatment for the disease is weight reduction and dietary control along with an oral therapy (not insulin). But consider this, if you're a 65 year old person, who’s used to a certain lifestyle and health habits, change at that point is almost futile. Most people fail within 5 years, and then have to face the constant blood picks to monitor glucose levels, and self injections. It really does take at least half of our life to form certain habits, so why not make good habits now so we don’t have to worry about them later.

We all know how its possible to become obese, but how do you create insulin resistance? Well, starting from basics, our body releases insulin in order to take glucose into our cells. A major source of glucose in our diet is from carbohydrates. But….I’m not saying that all carbohydrates should be restricted, I’m referring to those fast absorbing, simple digestible carbs. If your diet now has a lot of items such as white bread, bagels, white rice, muffins, cookies, pop, fruit drinks, anything with really colourful packaging, this is the stuff that really squeezes the insulin out of your cells. I could go into things like ‘glycemic index’ and ‘nutrient timing’, but the main message is just like a person can get burned out, the same thing can happen with the insulin cells (and then you’re in trouble).

Make changes now, start replacing your white bread with whole wheat, or multigrain, trade that muffin for a bowl of oatmeal (not the sugary individual packaged stuff). Making little changes now, means we don’t have to make big changes in the future. Other ways to really make our insulin cells happy is by having balanced diet. The goal is to make our blood insulin levels nice and steady instead of a spiking and dipping mess. So next time you sit down to eat (meals and snacks), look at your plate. Do you have a good source of protein to go with that multigrain bread? Are you getting good sources of fat in your diet – olive oil, nuts, avocado, fish oils (there’s a lot of great articles out on the benefits of fish oils), are there vegetables on your plate at every meal?.

Basically what I’m saying, is now’s the time to take a good look at your health habits, because the older we get the harder it will be. Even if you may appear “healthy” on the outside, doesn’t mean that you’re not slowly destroying your insides. One of my motto's is to do what you can, when you can, because you can. Be aware, be responsible for your health – just because there’s medicine or treatment for it, doesn’t mean it will make our lives better.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Please shoot me

You know things are going a little crazy when:

1. You start filling your waterbottle with coffee instead of water.

2. You start questioning what day of the week, and month of the year it is, because you just can’t remember anymore – and it doesn’t help when there are no seasonal cues.

3. Canned black beans complement any meal.

4. So does uncooked oatmeal with frozen brussel sprouts.

5. You wake up at 5am to start studying, and by 2pm its nap time, and when you wake up, you can’t believe that its only 2:30, and you have to study for 9 more hours.

6. You start cursing the annoying microscopic ants that are perpetually in the bathroom, even though you’ve taped all possible window entries.

7. You’re not freaked out by the fact that someone tried to break into the apartment and you don’t want to file a police report because it would take away from your study time.

8. You start giving yourself “would you rather?” if you had the choice questions – like “would you rather get a hook through your nasal septum, or study for this test?”

9. You don’t care that you probably smell.

10. You write stupid lists like this to procrastinate.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Dear Desk Chair,

You suck. You are the most uncomfortable, inconvenient chair for this right handed desk. It’s impossible to open any drawers without repositioning you because of your stupid arms. I can’t pull myself close enough to the desk because your malformed arms bump into the drawer. I hate you. If I had my way and there were trains in this country I would take you to the middle of a train track and laugh while I watched you being obliterated. More conveniently though, if I had a hack saw I would give you an arm-ectomy. And then I would resect 2 inches off all of your legs.
Worst of all, I’m actually thinking about this because you are undermining my concentration. Bastard.

Regards,
Dana

P.S. You are being replaced after this next exam.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Colon Cleansing Quiche

The title of this recipe is appropriate for my recent review of GI system pathophysiology and my love of alliterations. Not only is it healthy for the brain, heart, and gut, it can be eaten by the celiac sufferers, as it is gluten free. If you are an irritable individual, prone to visceral hypersensitivity, make sure you do not eat this in an emotional or stressful state. For my constipated comrades (you know who you are) I hope this will bring you some next day relief. And for those mindful males who pride themselves on the quantity of matter they produce, I’m sure this recipe will not fall short.

*The original recipe is adapted from John Berardi’s Gourmet Nutrition cookbook, with a few alterations on my part:

¾ cup ground flax meal
½ cup ground almond meal
1 egg white
Mix together, and press into oiled, round baking dish.

2 whole eggs
3 egg whites
1 bunch of asparagus, chopped in small pieces
1 can mushrooms
1 chopped onion
Chopped turkey breast (as much/little as you’d like)
6 Tbsp. low fat plain yogurt
½ cup shredded cheddar cheese
½ tsp. cinammon
Dash of salt, pinch of pepper

Mix together and pour on top of the crust, sprinkle ½ cup of mixed ground flaxmeal and ground almond meal on top (I also like to add cayenne or ground hot red pepper). Bake at 400 for ~30-35 min.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

The Gyney Grinch

Up until yesterday, all of our hospital visits have been positive learning experiences, and we would always leave the hospital feeling exhilarated over what we had learned. Yesterday we were on an OB/GYN rotation, with a rather formidable woman, whom I’ve affectionately nicknamed “the Gyney Grinch” (my second choice was the Obstipated Obstetrician). We were instructed to take the history of a patient that was being observed for Gestational Diabetes. At this point in our studies, we still have yet to do any course work on pregnancy….which is sort of odd…..they keep skipping over it even during embryology, physiology, and pathology.

Anyways, it was a huge turn-off to have the doctor constantly rolling her eyes at us, keeping a look of disinterest and a hint of ‘your wasting my time’ sighs. I'm prepared to be taught through humiliation – that’s one way to learn, and I’m ready for it if need be, but what set her apart from any of the other doctor-teachers that we’ve had is she did not convey the slightest interest or joy for her job. Even the comments she made about the patient we had interviewed gave me the impression that it was a waste that they were running tests on the patient at this point during her pregnancy. Once we finished our session with her and left, a fellow student commented: “at least we didn’t cry like some people in other groups” (WTF?!). Just like the Grinch who stole Christmas, the Gyney Grinch stole our dose of hospital enthusiasm for the day. Biyotch!

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

The British are coming!

Every other week we have clinical skills lectures given by English doctors or misters (that’s what they call their surgeons). To use an expression of my mother’s - “it’s a hoot” to listen to them talk. The Mister opened up his lecture with a rather unPC joke:

‘How can you tell if a Chinaman is jaundiced?’

We were all laughing at the fact that he actually said it (thankfully there weren’t any ‘Chinamen’ present in the lecture). Anyways, some other great words and phrases that made me swallow my giggles during lecture were:

- calling genitalia ‘bits’, as in ‘covering the bits’

- patients coming to you with their ‘woes’

- something about ‘having the vicker over for tea’

Along with funny English expressions, I absolutely love it when I see words spelled in the English way - like foetus, anaemia, or haemoglobin (I know it's kind've of weird and nerdy, but it gets me a little excited).

We also seem to be finding out the truth about ‘percussing’ during the physical examination, which was so vehemently stressed in Grenada. It sounds like it’s rarely used in UK/US. Perhaps one day they’ll drop it from the teaching……kind of like how doctors don’t taste their patient’s urine anymore…..because there are waaaaaaaaaay more effective and accurate tests to diagnose. But as mentioned by the doctor – being here in a place where they do not have access to a lot of the fancy equipment and tests, is a great place to build a strong foundation of the basics.

Monday, January 29, 2007

House:SVG

*SVG – St. Vincent and the Grenadines

Just like they have shows like CSI: New York, and CSI: Miami, they should make another version of House. Only it should be set in a third world country, where they don’t have even half of the tests that can be run, and patients that have to be shipped to another island in another month for an MRI (if they can pay). Then we’ll see how many cases House can solve. Or maybe they should just make a show called Medical MacGyver, that would be way more interesting - he could perform open heart surgery with duct tape and a pocketknife. Now that’s a show I would watch…..

We saw a patient today that possibly had Guillain Barre syndrome, but they didn’t have the tests that could be done to confirm it, and they didn’t have MRI to rule out multiple sclerosis. Compound the case with no recent respiratory or gastrointestinal illnesses, or any other sickeness for that matter, and cerebral spinal fluid indications of bacterial infection with no meningeal signs…..it was totally like an episode of House….House:SVG “where your guess is as good as mine”.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Random happenings

Get ready for some disjointed, unflowing reading, because these are all random thoughts and experiences of my week.

This is what is left of what I found in my bed this morning when I woke up. It was huge, gross, and totally creeped me out. I’m gonna rate this newest ‘bed bug’ finding more disturbing than the beetle incident from last summer. On the bright side, at least I know what those bizarre looking bites on my legs are from.

Anyways, the days here fly by and we have a ridiculous amount of material to keep up with. I read an article this week about the punishment of a Muslim man for drug use - it was to memorize the Koran in 6 months. Then I thought they should have just sentenced him to our pharmacology course.

……………….okay, I just chased a little gecko out of my room………..

While in Grenada on campus, there were an abundance of stray cats. Here in Vinnies, I can’t say that I’ve even seen one, but there are stray dogs everywhere! Most of them seem pretty docile, but every now and then you’ll see one growling as you walk by. In Vinnies, we have to be a lot more careful with our surroundings. There has already been an attempted assault on a student while she was out running, and a thieving incident while the person was in her home. So even though my walk to school is a mere 5 minutes, and I can see the security booth for half of the walk I do feel hyperaware of my surroundings.

The other day while walking home from school, in my hyperaware state and ready to fight any potential attackers, I saw one of the growling dogs in the distance. Because I was in human attack mode, I started off ready to stare the dog down with the best impression of my father’s ‘I will kill you’ look and then boot the damn thing into the bushes if I needed to……but then I remembered, you’re not supposed to stare animals in the eye because it will threaten them. I’m glad I avoided that fight.

Monday, January 22, 2007

An exhausing week

I'll be honest, I have lots of things I could write about, but frankly I'm feeling tired, and I have no witty sarcasms to add to my post. My week was extremely busy and exhausing, and it ended with a challenging and awesome hike of the island's volcano : La Soufriere. I could describe the hike for you, but I'm truly feeling lazy so here are a couple of pics from the event.

Looking down into the crater

Resting after a 4000 ft climb

My writer's juices don't seem to be flowing like they were last semester - hopefully once things get really busy and I don't have time for anything I'll feel like writing more.